Joke

yes, it's the very first time me, Lim Siu Fang, share a joke right here on boiling-points.blogspot.com. why? 'cos i'm bored! yes i'm bored all the time. too lazy to go out and slack or whatever crap, best is to nua at home, to me la. unless got boyfriend, different story. so anyways i'm going to share a joke from one of my mom's forwarded e-mails. to make it even more special, as it's the first joke i share in this blog, (make grand abit) the pictures are drawn by me using paint! YES! hahahahHAHAHAHAHhahaha ok enjoy, not funny also try to laugh ah if not very paiseh

here it goes:

All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.



'I should be in charge,' said the brain,'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'

'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'

'I should be in charge,' said the stomach ,'because I process food and give all of you energy.'

'I should be in charge,' said the legs,'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.''

'I should be in charge,' said the rectum(ass),'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him,

so in a huff, he shut down tight.

Within a few days,

the brain had a terrible headache,

the stomach was bloated,
the legs got wobbly,

the eyes got watery,

and the blood was toxic..

They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.

The Moral of the story?

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ass hole is usually the one in charge.

hahaha

crushed

### EDITED ### FUCK YOU LEE YOU DE, SERIOUSLY

HE VOTED 35++ TIMES, WHICH MEANS 43 - 35 = 8 WHICH MEANS KEEPING CURRENT HAIRSTYLE WINS, BUT TOO LATE, I ALREADY "FOLLOWED THE MAJORITY" AND CHANGED MY HAIRSTYLE TO LONG STRAIGHT HAIR%#$@

First off, i would like to thank you lovely people for participating my online poll by voting!

and these are the results as of 11:40am, 29 november. thanks all 59 minus 35++ of you! (one vote is from myself haha)

Secondly, i would like to thank all those who tagged and said nice things about how i look okay without being skinny and stuff. but fat not nice la. :(

Lastly, please, do not just read, or view pictures to see how ugly and fat i've become, for god's sake, TAG!
okay. so last week on my mom's birthday, we went shopping at orchard.
bought a top and a cap
which costs ^%$#@ and i had my mom buy me things on her birthday. what the hell right..
but if i'm happy, she's happy(?) *Awww*

look at the difference between this picture and the one above of my parents. the facial expression of my dad's so funny and cute at the same time haha. and that bloody woman in green knew very well we're taking photos but rudely and merely bend down and cut cross. same applies to all other people out there(usually aunties): do you think when you bent down a little lower and walk through somebody taking a picture, you would magically be cut off from the picture? THINK AGAIN FOOLS! would it kill you if you walked behind us or at least wait for a second or two?

at one of the changing rooms.

wanted to get a ralph lauren polo, but it costs a whopping $180 ++ dollars and my dad was very very very reluctant to pay for a polo-tee for that amount, so i said "ok, i will get a cap similiar to Mingguan's"

and he thought when i said "Cap" it will cost like $20-$30 the most.

little did he know it's almost 10 times the price...

until he had to pay.

and he kept complaining to the salesgirl : "i got conned thinking a cap costs about $20 so i agreed when she said she wanted a cap" and "there goes my one month salary"

and repeatedly said that he got conned.

hahahahahaha

after dinner, we went home and around 9 plus yg called me to meet them to catch a movie. so i went to cine to meet them and caught a 2am show (wtf) WildChild!

nevermind--- anything for YAOGUANG... man-to-be in 4 days time!

eventhough i look monstorous in this picture, it is still uploaded, take with YAOGUANG leh... don't upload is my loss

on sunday, celebrated my mom's 53rd birthday as a family at Shang Palace @ Shangrila Hotel

on the way back, we went to see the christmas lights along Orchard Road. and my eldest brother made a very funny comment.

"HAHAHA look! 'Merry Christmas' at the front, and a ERP gantry right behind, Merry christmas!"

so it's like, merry christmas!... pay up. hahahahah

tis' the season to be jolly spend more money lalalalalallalala~

and we headed home to cut cake!

LIMBU helped to make the cake hor mai siao siao

chio right... you scared right...

on monday, the gang went to my house to do java and have fun! this time Gladys came wooooooooo!

and a funnyfunny thing happened on our way there. HAHAHA

yo sleepy wenjie!

Friday! met up with my darlin'

went to eat and shop with her, bumped into Gladys at fareast. the funny thing was i didn't realise she was there until mer was looking at one direction for quite long and i was like "why?" then she said "that girl look like gladys leh", when she didn't see her before, only pictures from her blog and mine, and true enough, it was her! called her, and she saw us, the first thing she said was " wah siufang, your friend pretty leh, prettier than you" THANKS AH BABE hahah

that's not all! went to find zoe on her first day of work at wheelock, and the moment she saw mer and I, she merely glanced at me and looked at mer and smiled oh-so widely. WHAT IS GOING ON MAN PEOPLE. hahahah

anyways bought a sandal from her shop.

after that more shopping and had dinner at taka's basement, omu rice! yummmmm

many people said i can't sit/stand stil when taking pictures, so whenever multishots are taken, be it with a few people or a whole group, you can easily spot me moving while the rest remained still. HAHA

after that we took a bus to thomson, wanting to look for jaden. it's been a long long time since i talked to him face to face. hah, oh well, my phone's battery died off and i'm unable to call him, went inside but to no avail, and found out that he was in the vip room when i got home. -_- no fate!

alrighty people, stay tuned for my new hair!

vote please

got bored, again. and OOPP's assignment really made me dizzy, no idea what to freaking do, i guess either i'm going to skip that lesson tomorrow or attend and get scolded for not doing work. hmmm

can you believe it?

This was me.

During one of my 'Hunger Strike' period a year ago.

look at those arms.

the hand.

those damn freaking thighs!

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and this is me now

evolved to a big-sized hideous freak show (not that i was attractive to start with)

no wonder i'm still single for almost a year.

time for another one of my hunger strike, yes?

hopin' and wishin'

school... sigh.

end of the Sixth week.

2-weeks break approaching, yipee.

i think the following portraits are very professionally done and truly did justice to the original person.

artist : Nur Muhd Razali

"LSF"

"GHPJ"

so today's my mommy's 53rd birthday! happy birthday mommy! though you don't know how to use the internet (besides spamming my email inbox every single day with funny nonsensical mail) HAHA.

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so Juliet and i baked a 3-layer chocolate cake with the help of the birthday woman's eye-power

melting of the chocolate for icing.. sinfully goooooooooooooood


beat the batter

CAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE



later at night i went to meet my fellow crazy fellas at city hall!

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FLOATING X'MAS TREES WOOOOOOOOO

later on gonna celebrate my mother's birthday, as well as tomorrow 'cos both brothers can't make it tonight. oh well double celebration, double times the good food, double fatness!!!%$#@!#$%

Lost

yes have to sacrifice my fat ugly ez-link card face for all to see!

anyone who have seen my ez-link or you know someone who is looking for a girl in a funny looking picture of an ez-link card, please kindly inform me.

the picture of the card has very low quality and my fringe of the picture looks as if it is scratched. yeah it is real important that i find get it back asap 'cos

1) it's very troublesome to create a new one

2) i don't wish to have my fugly looking face passed around in school

or anyone knows whether there's a lost and found corner in NYP?

man i hate it when i lose things like this, freaking troublesome!

and if you really do have it with you or you know anything about it, kindly inform me through the tagbox or msn but not like this example below:

thanks alot for your co-operation